Important dates
2026 Categories
CLOSE FRIEND OF THE YEAR
BEST OVERALL MEMES
MOST NICHE MEME SENDER
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
BEST DRESSED CLOSE FRIEND
MOST LOYAL STORY LIKER
CUNTIEST CLOSE FRIEND
MOST ICONIC INSTA POST
MOST INSPIRATIONAL
FUNNIEST IRL CLOSE FRIEND(S)
MOST UNAPOLOGETICALLY REAL
FUNNIEST LORE
MOST FUN TO GO OUT WITH
BEST STORY TELLER
BEST ROTTER
FAVORITE OVERALL HOMOSEXUAL
MOST TALENTED
BEST TEXTER
MOST MOVES MADE IN SILENCE
MILF OF THE YEAR 2026
MOST TRUSTED CONFIDANT
BEST DUO
MUG OF THE YEAR
BEST MUSIC TASTE
FAVORITE DOLL
MOST QUIET ON THE CREEK
LOUDEST ON THE CREEK
2026 Superlatives
BE GAY IN 2027
BE FAMOUS
BE A CULT LEADER
GET MARRIED
GO SOCIAL MEDIA VIRAL
BE RICH (OR RICHER)
IRISH GOODBYE
QUIT THEIR JOB & MOVE
BE PLACED IN HANDCUFFS
OVERTHROW THE STATE GOV
2026 Evil Categories
BEST/WORST FIRST DATE
BEST/WORST KISSER
WORST SITUATIONSHIP
BIGGEST OPP/EXECUTION
FAVORITE SITUATIONSHIP
BEST RAYA/TINDER MESSAGE
MOST TRANSPHOBIC
BIGGEST SCAMMER
COMMUNITY DIH
BEST CRACK
2026 Evil Superlatives
GET ZERO PLAY IN 2027
GO TO PRISON IN 2027
GET EXPOSED/CANCELLED
REAP WHAT THEY SOWED
2025 Hall of Fame
Last year’s big winners.
MOST BRAIN ROT (+FREAKIEST)
Veronica Zwink
MOST INSPIRATIONAL
Dylonn Spear
MOST LOYAL STORY-LIKER
Jordan Cowan
MOST LIKELY TO BE FAMOUS
Metra
MOST NICHE MEME SENDER
Justin Morris
BEST NEWCOMER
Anna Webb
BEST KISSER
Cameron Barnard
MOST OUT-OF-POCKET MEME SENDER
Kole Trent
GAYEST
Luke Chicoin
FAVORITE + MOST FREQUENT IRL HANGOUT
Aubrey Cohlmia
MOST MOTIVATIONAL
Destiny Alston
MOST FUN TO GO OUT WITH (+ BIGGEST MAN HATER)
Harley Perdue
CUNTIEST CLOSE-FRIEND MEMBER
Tracy Nguyen
MOST NATURALLY HILARIOUS
Cora Wilken
FUNNIEST LORE
Abby Hesselroth
FAVORITE HOMOSEXUAL
Lathan Jeffries
MOST DRIP
Morgan Ballew
MOST UNAPOLOGETICALLY REAL
Camille Suttles
ANGELIC VOICE + MOST KIND
Bella Burns
FAVORITE LONG-DISTANCE FRIEND
Austintacious
MOST TURNT
Gabby Aleman & Audrey Walker
BIGGEST BALLS / SHADIEST / FAG
Alexandra Soleil
BEST SHIT TALKER / BEST MUSIC TASTE / MOST TRUSTED